Now for a free story.
I have kept it secret for a long time but now, I have decided to come out in the open. Can't stand keeping it inside me anymore. Well, the secret is that my name is Michael Westen and I used to work for the CIA. Yes! That's right. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the US Government agency responsible for providing national security intelligence to senior US policymakers including and especially the President.
Well! I am sure you have an idea of what CIA agents are like. Of course you do - you have watched so many movies. It's all true. We are all silver belt martial arts experts (that above and better than a black belt). We are glamorous, drive the fastest modified sports cars and carry all the latest gadgets (partly Alien technology).
Of course we are also selected on the basis of our IQ (Intelligence Quotient) and EQ (Emotional Quotient) as well as our good looks and excellent physique.
I have worked in many dangerous as well as exotic locations around the World and successfully completed all missions apart from my last one. I am coming to that.
When I entered the agency I had lied about only one thing. Besides all the above mentioned requirements, all agents are required to be good dancers too. You never know when you have to do the Tango with a lady villainess. However, I can't dance for squat. All I can do is stand at one place and shake my butt a bit and that was my undoing. My last mission required me to break dance like Michael Jackson and every agent is given training at our HQ. However, I had skipped the training saying that I could do the moon walk better than Mike. I can't give details of my mission or they would kill me. Let me just say the mission failed because I couldn't break dance and they fired me from the agency.
Hope you enjoyed the story.
Actually I just wanted to create some buzz for USA Network's Burn Notice. Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan), the main character in USA Network's new TV series, "Burn Notice" starting June 28th, will be fired from the agency. Find out the real story behind his termination.